Merchandise

We only accept paypal. So please, don’t ask if I’ll take a check, cash, credit card, because the answer is no. Our prices include shipping, as well as the time for someone to schlep the stuff to the post office. ALL profits will be given to charities. As most of you know, I gave away a lot of stuff last year, or paid for the shipping. I’d love to continue that, but it takes up too much of my time, and it just isn’t a good business model. Or, at least that’s what my tax guy tells me. Additional merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Koozie Cup

NO Slak koozie cups! If you’re a drinker, you’ll want to keep your beer cold as you’re telling some politically correct wanker to wank-off!

A set of four No Slak Koozies are $6.00. This includes normal shipping anywhere in the US. The cost is $10.00 if sold outside the US.





U.S. Residents





International Residents

Slakatak

If you’re a member of the SLAK ATTACK Group on Facebook, you’ll definitely want one of these. They’re made of stainless steel, so you can wank-off in the shower.

Each one is only $6.00! This includes normal shipping anywhere in the US. The cost is $10.00 if sold outside the US.





U.S. Residents





International Residents

Tank tops for women will be coming out shortly, along with a new design for the NO SLAK t-shirt. Pictures, along with prices, will be added when they’re ready.

We reevaluated our shipping processes. We’re buying our own envelopes, and did everything possible to reduce the shipping costs, as well as the merchandise cost. I’m not selling this stuff to get rich, because if I was, I’d be broke by now. I’m selling these products, because the people wanted them, and I will always do my best to give the fans of SLAK, what they want. Thanks for being a fan.