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- Buzzkill Artists!
- Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
- Celebrity Plastic Surgeries
- Bums and panhandlers
- Representative Weiner
- The collapse of California
- Conspiracy Theories
- Charlie Sheen
- Environmentalists
- Mariah Carey & Beyonce – When will they go away!
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Buzzkill Artists!
Don’t you hate buzz kills? I’m talking about these cretin pinheads who have made this an art form! It doesn’t matter where you go, what you do, or what you say, there’s always some righteous and arrogant ass, who feels it’s their noble endeavor to ruin your day. They don’t necessarily mean to, it’s just that they’re socially inept fuc*-tards! They feel it’s their obligatory duty to simply ruin your “moment.” You can spot one a mile away, because if it’s a girl, they wear turtle-necks and if it’s a guy, they wear cardigan sweaters. Neither one has been laid, so maybe that’s the reason. idk
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
This wasn’t your typical celebrity malfunction, this was an utter disaster from the beginning. Demi must have been blinded by the Kabbalah water that she gulps down like a frat-boy does beer on a Friday night. Did Ashton leave a note on the kitchen counter that read, “Hey Mom, thanks for the sex, but I’m going to move out on my own?” What was she thinking? Or, better yet; what was he thinking? Did he think that ass was going to stay tight like a snare drum until he reached 45? Oh, FFS….just another Hollywood divorce, and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving couple! Ta-ta
Celebrity Plastic Surgeries
I think these “Hollywood Restorations” have gone to far! When are people going to start calling these dim-witted overpaid underachievers on the carpet? Kenny Rogers now looks Asian, and Joan Rivers has looked like a marionette for a long time! Remember Paul Winchell with Jerry Mahoney? She looks like a damn puppet! You don’t know if she’s happy or pissed; it’s always the same look! Who’s the broad that married Antonio Banderas? Oh yeah, Melony Griffith…She looks like an experiment blew up on her face! Why can’t these tards age gracefully? Just askin!
Bums and panhandlers
Have you ever encountered one of those street slugs–you know the kind. The kind that wear signs around their necks that say, “Will work for food”….Last week, I saw this cripple sitting in a wheelchair in the median of a busy intersection. My thought was how did this guy get his wheelchair across three lanes of traffic and then get his wheelchair nestled nice and cozy onto this curbed median? He was either really talented, or he was faking it. I saw the same guy a few days ago. As my car approached the intersection, I had to stop. Lo and behold, I’m was idling right next to this cretin. I lowered my window all the way down and deliberately tossed my cigarette into his direction. He jumped out of the wheelchair in an instant and began to flip me off. I told this ass-clown that if I have to get out of my truck, he’ll be in the chair alright…I hate scam-artists, because there are truly needy people. Yet, those people wouldn’t beg, because they’re too busy working….just sayin!
Representative Weiner
With a name like Weiner, you’re kind of screwed from the get-go! But, to start sending a picture of your schwantz all over the place while you’re getting paid by the taxpayers is over the top! Barney Frank, who looks like he just had a mayonnaise sandwich, and Charles Rangel are keeping their jobs, even though they have been exposed as the biggest tax-cheats in congress! It’s okay for them to rip us off! There is a huge difference between a tax-cheat scumbag, but to expose your little Vienna sausage all over is simply unjust! Leave congress by taking that walk of shame you pathetic little worm. Is there anybody left in congress that isn’t a total screwball? Sometimes I wonder………….