The oldest daughter in the Brady Bunch found the word “retarded” in Ben Stiller’s new movie offensive. Well, I found her acting abilities, or lack thereof, offensive. Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech? Besides, what else are we going to call retarded people, drooling morons?
Not even Obama could justify why he nominated this loser. He is a pathological liar, which caused him to drop his own presidential bid in 1987. He later told the world that Obama was the first clean and articulate African American to come around in a long time. Wow, has everybody in America come down with amnesia? Oh well, we’re doomed……Joseph Biden is a train-wreck waiting to happen, but now that he’s got Obama as the engine, it should take place soon enough.
Anybody who has ever ran for office started a sentence by saying, “It’s about time”….Well, I’ve been hearing that crap for a solid thirty years in politics and I’m still waiting for some ass-wipe to do something. I think it’s time to implement term limits. I think it’s time that Ted Kennedy just goes away…(Oops) I think it’s time for our leaders to lead. I think it’s time that our leaders shit or get off the pot. We have too many people in politics who want to change things, but when was the last one who did something great? Other than Regan who put on a Tomahawk cruise missile up Momar Kadafi’s butt, and Bush who put Iraq back into primeval times, WTF? Oh that’s right! Nanci Polosi implemented the needle-exchange program in San Francisco. What was I thinking……..
What’s the last name of the swimmer who just broke all the records at the Olympics? How quickly we forget. But, that’s expected because it’s swimming! We will all remember Jessee Owens, Bruce Jenner, and the cute broads who play volley ball, but who cares about swimmers? We had our dose of Mark Spitz and nobody will ever forget his name. But we’ll all forget about this dude by the next Olympics. Is swimming really pertinent in any athletic competition? What about diving? Can anybody remember the name of the dude who shattered all the records a few Olympics back? Remember, he even cracked his head on the diving board and came out of the closet, but nobody can remember crap about him. Yet, all us dudes can tell you who had the cutest gymnastics team and as usual, Germany and Russia lost. Where do they get those potato-picking gorillas?
I am really sick and tired about hearing about tropical depression Fay. Whoever has a microphone is giving its projected path, wind-speed, amount of rain, amount of tornadoes and anything associated with a storm, except what I need to know. I need to know where exactly the little prick is going. I don’t want to hear guesses, “thinks”, what-ifs or anything nonfactual. The only thing that’s a fact is the that some asshole is going to have a hurricane party and that person will have to be saved by rescuers. That is a fact.
PS Anybody know of some good parties?
The fat-headed and rotund queen of mean is in talks with NBC to start another variety show. Wow, what can she offer to her female viewers? She can’t address women’s issues, such as losing weight, makeup hints, or how to wear 5″ heals! She can’t even provide dating tips. The only thing she can bring to the table is having a talk show wherein guests can show-off their stupid pet tricks or have little girls tap dance. We already have a talk show host like that and her name is Ellen Degeneres. Do we really need two lesbians on TV offering little value? What about us men? Since most normal men don’t watch Ellen, what about a talk-show host dressed in a bikini and doesn’t talk? Now, that would get my attention……..
Who are these fruitcakes? Vegans are people who do not eat any meat or dairy products. They don’t believe in killing any animals whatsoever. I just love people who are retarded, because they’re easy to dissect. Let’s see if their beliefs will work:
We currently have approximately 14 billion chickens in the US. If we followed the pied-pipers going down their dusty trail, in about two years we would see a chicken every square foot and a cow every six feet in six years. Yeah, great thinking morons. I think we should eat the vegans…….
What the hell does going green mean? Are we all so hell-bent on recycling, buying things that have a recyclable label on it and trying to save the planet in general? Based on the current population trends and the future need for food and water; we’re all doomed in about 100 years. So, who really gives a crap? The only people that are profiting from this nonsensical ideology are the buyers and sellers of our aluminum cans, glass and paper. We can’t save the planet from over-population, so throwing away your empty beer cans in the landfill is perfectly fine.
Everybody has heard me piss and moan about my rag-head neighbor. Well, the best thing has happened since the invention of twins! My neighbor had his house go into foreclosure, so he had to pack his camel and the rest of his crap and move. However, he got the parting shot! The lazy bastard knew he was going to lose the house, so he didn’t mow his lawn for a couple of months before moving. Therefore, I have no neighbor, but his house looks like crap. I will not miss the aromas coming from their middle-eastern cooking, his camel, nor his hideous looking wife. However, I will miss the fact that I have one less neighbor to chastise.
Billary can get off her knees now, because it appears she will not be Obama’s running-mate. He is apparently going to pick Virgina Governor Tim Kaine. It makes sense to pick somebody that nobody has ever heard of and send that pantsuit-wearing, inbred, liar back to Arkansas where she belongs. The ticket of Billary and Obama would merely make America the laughing stock of the world. However, wait until we find out the truth behind the Virgina Governor, because I’m confident he has skeletons in the closet…
